HOW OTHERS RATED THIS MOVIE A man says that he has "Full Body Tourette's Syndrome" and he thrashes and flails uncontrollably in several instances (sometimes striking other people). In the closing credits, we see outtakes from the above porn performer strike, with related sexual talk (sexual use of "bang" and a repeat of "no dough, no blow"). Become a member of our premium site for just $1/month & access advance reviews, without any ads, not a single one, ever. A female therapist (who shows cleavage) gets aroused while helping a male patient overcome his fear of guns. To make Johnny talk, other goons hold a man, and the first goon uses that machete to cut off part of that other man's elbow, with graphic bloody results (we see the elbow piece on the floor, as well as the wound). At the same time, Ria attacks the man who threw her outside by repeatedly smashing something into his closed crotch until his pants are bloody. "CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE" Poon Dong (an old man) comes on to various hookers on the street, betting one $5 that she will "blow" him for 20 bucks. This is art. This movie was extremely offensive even for adults. Chev shoots various people in a limo, with very bloody results. All rights reserved. Privacy Statement and Terms of Use and Disclaimer Doc Miles states that he used to be a surgeon, but lost his license when he botched his wife's vaginal rejuvenation in their basement. A man is shot in the head and blood spurts against the wall behind him and next to him. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. He then shoots a second man (also with bloody results), while machine guns and handguns are fired back at him, but he shoots two more people dead with a shotgun that he has grabbed from one. He leaps from one part of a parking garage to the next and so on to continue the pursuit, and eventually lands on the hood of their car. "Slant-eyed associates," "Your friend has the gay condition," "Mighty white of you to help out," "Nigger" (said by a black man) and "Homo," among others. By entering this site you acknowledge to having read and agreed to the above conditions. Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum: Phrases: "F*ck your mother," "F*ck you," "I'm deadly f*cking serious," "M*therf*cker," "What's my next f*cking move?" YUCK!!! No longer restrained by that collar, the large dog attacks a policeman who has arrived (those with a fear of dogs might not like that scene). In the closing credits, Chev and Eve make out at the strip club where a bare-breasted stripper is in the background of the shot. Venus states that he has full body Tourette's syndrome, and we occasionally see him have attacks of that. A ricocheting bullet hits a man in the head, killing him (with bloody results). A song repeats the line "Suck my m*therf*cking d*ck." Poon Dong (an old man) comes on to various hookers on the street, betting one $5 that she will "blow" him for 20 bucks. It has similarities to the first film of course but that's what makes this film so enjoyable. We don't see the actual insertion, but do see the side of that man's bare butt, as well as a side view of that shotgun firmly sticking out of his rear. Smoking Two men, who look like giant puppets, fight in a high voltage area: one is zapped, the two men continue to fight and throw each other back and into more of the electrical equipment, one man punches the other in the face repeatedly (we see his bloody mouth), and he then lifts a box over the man's head to strike him once. We welcome suggestions & criticisms -- and we will accept compliments too. A big gun battle between various parties breaks out at El Huron's estate, with many shooters and bystanders being hit, some with bloody results, including El Huron who's hit in the shoulder. Common Sense Media's unbiased ratings are created by expert reviewers and aren't influenced by the product's creators or by any of our funders, affiliates, or partners. About the above scene where Chev was rubbing up and down against the back of a older, clothed lady, that woman states that he was a bastard who wanted it so bad that he had his hands all over her, that he is built like a "brick sh*t-house," and that he treated her like his "hot little whore. Venus is thrown out of a moving limo, followed moments later by Chev hitting one of the men inside there, and then grabbing one or more guns and shooting everyone inside dead, although some tried to shoot back but were unsuccessful. Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum: Phrases: "F*ck your mother," "F*ck you," "I'm deadly f*cking serious," "M*therf*cker," "What's my next f*cking move?" While its audaciousness is impressive, Crank: High Voltage doesn't amount to anything but a bunch of noise. Profanity consists of at least 164 "f" words, while other . Much of that has very bloody and/or gory results (while scenes depicting open-heart surgery are extremely graphic in nature), and those scenes and moments of potential peril might be suspenseful and/or unsettling for some viewers (but all of it's played so over-the-top that it comes off as somewhat cartoonish in tone). Go and see this now. VIOLENCE Needing a heart charge, Chev climbs up an electric pole and shocks himself. Other sexual material is present, as are many views of bare-breasted women and other nudity. Open heart surgery. "Slant-eyed associates," "Your friend has the gay condition," "Mighty white of you to help out," "Nigger" (said by a black man) and "Homo," among others. He then shoots and kills him or another man, with bloody results. (Note: The "Our Take" review of this title examines the film's artistic merits and does not take into account any of the possibly objectionable material listed below). A man rubs against an elderly woman, she protests and hits him with her purse. A man pulls another man's pants down (we see his bare buttocks). In Crank: High Voltage, Statham faces a new challenge: he's been burdened with an artificial heart that needs jolts of electricity to keep it ticking. Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker which requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. Several women in various stages of undress leave a house (we see bare breasts, buttocks, abdomens and buttocks) and it is implied that the women are prostitutes. Handguns/Shotguns/Machine guns/Nunchuckas/Flogging whip: Carried and/or used to threaten, wound or kill others and/or cause property damage. This one blows the mad-o-meter off the chart. He leaps from one part of a parking garage to the next and so on to continue the pursuit, and eventually lands on the hood of their car. Guns/Weapons When Chelios and Eve fall to the racetrack, they would have been right beside the bleachers. Also starring Amy Smart. People who abduct others to harvest their organs. Crank: High Voltage is the 2009 sequel to 2006's Crank. We hear that Venus' brother is dead, and later hear the same about El Huron's brothers. "Lily white ass," "Slant-eyed associates," "Your friend has the gay condition," "Mighty white of you to help out," "Chicken and broccoli," "Straight up," "You know the drill, bitch," "What the hell are you doing here?" The crotch of a man's pants are bloody after Ria repeatedly strikes him there. To make Johnny talk, other goons hold a man, and the first goon uses that machete to cut off part of that other man's elbow, with graphic bloody results (we see the elbow piece on the floor, as well as the wound). A man pulls another man's pants down, dips the barrel of a shotgun in tar, and shoves it in his rectum (we hear crunching and the man moans in pain); the man keeps pushing the shotgun, while asking questions. For those prone to visually induced motion sickness, camera movement is nearly nonstop throughout the film (including in close-up views, thus exacerbating the effect). Chev shoots various people in a limo, with very bloody results. And you will be helping support our website & our efforts. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts Search within r/movies r/movies Log InSign Up Even though he took a lickin' in Crank, Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) is still tickin'. Is "Crank: High Voltage" based on a book? To make Johnny talk, other goons hold a man, and the first goon uses that machete to cut off part of that other man's elbow, with graphic bloody results (we see the elbow piece on the floor, as well as the wound). You can help us keep our independence with a donation. Copyright Fandango. "Right the f*ck now," "What the f*ck, man?" Directors Mark Neveldine Brian Taylor Writers Mark Neveldine Brian Taylor Stars Jason Statham Amy Smart Clifton Collins Jr. Know when new reviews are published We will never sell or share your email address with anybody and you can unsubscribe at any time, We will never sell or share your email address with anybody and you can unsubscribe at any time, Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance with Somebody. Chev grabs a surgeon by the crotch, hits him, and strangles another man, seemingly killing both. When Chev Chelios awakens to find himself being kept alive for organ harvesting he goes on a wild rampage throughout L.A. to get his heart back, which has been sold off to a Chinese gangster. Back in reality, Chev pummels Johnny's face, and then uses the above case to smash his face and threatens to do so again if he doesn't give him the combination to open the box. Find out where to watch online amongst 45+ services including Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video. - Pervasive use of the sexual expletive and variations (sometimes in a sexual content). Extreme Ria hits Eve, who then smashes something onto Ria's head. After calling his friend and former surgeon, Doc Miles (DWIGHT YOAKAM), who states he can probably put the original heart back in place, Chev sets out to find Johnny Vang and get it back. When Eve realizes that woman is no longer cuffed, and the woman shows that she has keys to unlock those handcuffs, Eve tells her "do me," and the woman suggestively replies, "I'll do you," but Eve then knocks her out. Many men and women who are apparently adult film actors protest over wages and make sexual threats to people trying to cross their picket line. "Jesus f*cking Christ," "One f*cking hour," "F*ck that sh*t," "F*cker," "No f*cking sucky for you," "F*cking Cantonese," "Get out of the f*cking car," "For f*ck's sake," "You slanty-eyed f*ck," "Who the f*ck are you?" To try to keep some cops from arresting Chev, Eve states that he's had too many drinks (to explain his actions, although this is a lie). Chev uses a tazer to shock his own clothed crotch. Venus strikes one person with nunchuckas and then head-butts another, while Chev jams a rod through one man's body (with bloody results). Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Please click the link below to receive your verification email. Ria ends up blasted out through a door and down some steps, with Chev showing up and striking the responsible man, before going inside and apparently hitting many others, some of whom fly out through doors, windows and even walls. The story is that Chev is now given an artificial heart and must shock himself repeatedly in order to stay alive (much like the first film) long enough to find his real heart and get it back. A woman repeatedly caresses another woman's bare thighs and kisses her bare shoulder. Mild As a result, all of his dialogue was improvised. We see a flashback to Chev as a boy on a TV talk show where he talks about stealing various things, and he also gives someone "the finger." We briefly see the side of Doc Miles' bare butt as he sits on the toilet. "F*cking do it," "F*cking useless," "Oh f*ck," "M*therf*cking," "F*ck that," "A f*cking psycho," "That sick f*ck," "He's f*cking dead," "Bing f*cking Crosby," "F*cking clowns," "I'm shocked to my f*cking core," "Wake the f*ck up and smell what's burning," "Greasy f*ck," "F*cking hell," "A f*cking hat-trick," "Bullsh*t," "Piece of sh*t," "Ah, sh*t," "No sh*t," "You're a sh*t magnet," "Chinese sh*t," "Built like a brick sh*t-house," "Holy sh*t," "I would have sh*t myself," "I'd rather stick my d*ck in a blender," "Suck me," "Slut," "I can bet you my momma's cootchie," "C*cks*cker," "No dough, no blow" (sexual), "I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back," "You're a pair of sausage Nigels," "That son of a bitch treated me like his hot little whore," "Big ass d*ck," "Dip your wick," "Pubes," "That's a d*cky question," "Like you got a boner" (said as a rhyme to "donor"), "Okay chow mein," "Jesus H. Chelios," "Damn, dawg," "Fag(got)," "He's gonna tap your ass," "Shut up," "Bitch," "Whore," "You lucky bastard," "Get off your fat ass," "Pissed off," "Dude," "Don't look so gloomy, Elvis," "Did I drop some change or did I hear a chink?" Chev grabs at a man in a moving car and briefly struggles with them, before falling off onto the street. A man in flames kisses a woman and we see her in flames too (she screams and runs away). He then slaps her butt while she's in that same position. Parent reviews for Crank: High Voltage. At various points during this montage, parts of the image are digitized around their crotch areas, supposedly to block views of their genitals. Chev accidentally farts while receiving a jolt from a dog's shock collar. We hear that Chev never knew his dad. How Do I Protect My Young Child from Cyberbullying? A man states, "I'd rather stick my d*ck in a blender" (in reference to a hooker). Chev shoots and hits one goon, and then fires at Johnny and another man who run away and shoot back at him with machine guns and handguns during the resultant chase. People talk about a man's lewd and lurid behavior. PROFANITY Privacy Policy "You ain't ever gonna get an Academy Award for doing Crank" Well I beg to differ; I think an award category should be created for making a film like this. 18+ COMMON SENSE Grisly, gory, over-the-top action-parody isn't for kids. Some drinking and smoking also occur, and there's a little bit of tense family material, as well as some crude humor. Crank: High Voltage ACTION You can't keep a good man down! Parents' Guide to Podcasts Apps. Also with Amy Smart, Clifton Collins Jr., Efren Ramirez, Bai Ling, David Carradine, Reno Wilson and Dwight Yoakam. Statham certainly deserves kudos for hurling himself into the role, and director-writers Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor earn a few points for moments of mad invention. CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE is a repulsive movie that picks up where the first movie, another trashy action flick, left off. Terms and Policies This is without a doubt one of the most insane films I have ever seen. Needing a heart charge, Chev climbs up an electric pole and shocks himself. Johnny's face is very bloody after Chev pummels him. might be enticing for kids to try to imitate (some of which - especially concerning a character repeatedly shocking himself -- could be very dangerous or even lethal), while all sorts of bad attitudes (regular villain stuff, as well as racism, misogyny, homophobia, etc.) A man punches Johnny (whose face is bloody), and whacks the chair he's in with a machete to intimidate him. Extreme "Fuzz" (cops), "Nigger" (said by a black man), "Wanker," ""Bloody hell," "Homo," and "Confucius says karma's a bitch." In the closing credits, we see the old woman from before reacting to Chev rubbing up and down against her by saying she's never had it that way before. They celebrate a full-testosterone, chauvinistic, sexist, semi-pornographic, parodic, overtly violent and electricity-charged tsunami of the ideas that precocious adolescents under the influence of nerve-altering hallucinogenics would have if given lots of budget, a camera and lots of porn actors incuding Ron Jeremy in the cast to work for them in order to party with basically everything that is wrong with our insane society. He also beats up others in another flashback view. Common Sense and other associated names and logos are trademarks of Common Sense Media, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization (FEIN: 41-2024986). Needing a heart charge, Chev climbs up an electric pole and shocks himself. Asian gang members scoop him up and replace his heart with a mechanical one so they can harvest his organs. A large gun battle breaks out in a strip club where various people are shot (with machine guns and handguns) with bloody results. Espaol (prximamente) - volver al inicio, Best Movies on Netflix, Disney+, and More, Common Sense Selections for family entertainment, Best TV Shows on Netflix, Disney+, and More, Growing Up Queer: Thoughtful Books About LGBTQ+ Youth, Check out new Common Sense Selections for games, Teachers: Find the best edtech tools for your classroom with in-depth expert reviews. FRIGHTENING SCENES We see various bare-breasted women and shirtless men at El Huron's estate. "One of the 50 Coolest Websitesthey simply tell it like it is" - TIME, The current economic climate has reduced our revenues. 57/100. Chev hits a goon with a shotgun, lubes up the end of the barrel, and jams that up the man's rectum while he is on all fours with his pants down. Writer/director team Neveldine & Taylor take everything to an extreme, and it doesn't work. A man rubs against another man's arm trying to create friction (the man pulls away and protests). A woman lifts a sheet off a semi-unconscious man in a hospital bed, she looks at his crotch area and remarks about the size of his endowment, and reaches under the sheet. Other new and recent reviews include: A man punches another man in the face repeatedly (we see it very bloody). R (Graphic Sexual Content|Crude Sexual Content|Nudity|Pervasive Language|Strong Bloody Violence), Box Office Guru Preview: Zac Back Again in 17 Again, Fast-paced, adrenaline-filled and out-of-place at times. Ria then tells a man, "No f*cking sucky for you" and states that Chev is going to "tap your ass," not realizing she is using that term incorrectly. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Mandalorian Season 3 Premiere Features Sad Bo-Katan, a Bad Baby, and a Pirate Problem, The 5 Most Anticipated Movies of March 2023. About her patient discussing his fear of guns after Chev held his on that man, the therapist states, "I would have sh*t myself." 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