hermes x oc Its like the saying goes; When the parents are away, the kids will play. just how much I missed Peter nods. Youre good.. Clint and I dont know what to do. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. or, the acadec team drinks and plays two truths and one lie. Good luck getting more than five, Cap., Tony adjusts Steves blindfold. This calls for a celebration. Antihistamine, Bruce repeats. I just need to use the bathroom., Bruce doesnt look up from reading his clipboard. It's a beautiful morning when Bruce comes in for breakfast and, to his surprise, finds Loki sitting at the kitchen table with a red, dripping nose, a handful of damp tissues and a miserable expression on his face. Its between Peter and Captain America. I technically dont need to use the stethoscope when I listen to peoples hearts because of my super hearing, but my regular hearing isnt enhanced enough to hear if theres fluid in your lungs., He lifts the back of Caps shirt up. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. So many demigods dead, so many lives lost and now, she's waltzing back to her moms life only t "Well this is awkward." Steve has his eyes closed and his head is cradled in Natashas arms. Dr. Peter drags over a folding chair from the other side of the room. Tony walked over to the side of the ship that had his suit in a locker. What had changed in the span of twenty-four hours? Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. I did. Era un 10 de agosto y en un hospital del New York nacieron dos nios de dos madres distintas con dos padres distintos, una enfermera los recibio y entrego a los respectivos padres, o no lo hizo? He thinks I have diarrhea., Hawkeye smirks and signs. 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When Percy returned from his first quest, he came home to find his mom had been murdered by Gabe. I can't" Peter gripped clumps of his hair. peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. When the stabbing pain settles, Clint takes his hands away from Peters ears, leaving Peter with only his own hands covering his ears and the whisper of Steves muted apologies. Go and take some meds, have a shower and lie down until youre feeling-. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. Were out of ideas. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. Get out of my head!". It was amusing to humiliate the man by stopping him from escaping and it had given Hawkeye in particular several opportunities to get his own back for his period of mind-control at the Jotunn's hands. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. Peter getting injected with a mystery substance and going feral. Peter points the gun at Steves forehead and clicks it, to get a real temperature reading. Peter winces and Clint carefully guides Peters hands down. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. The kids probably right. A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. "Stay away from me!" Peter reaches out his fist and Clint gives it a friendly pound before the doctors apprentice goes back to Bruces office. He tries again. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. The rules are easy. !, Steves hands are still cupped around his nose and mouth, so Peter hands him a roll of toilet paper. Reindeer has actually become Rudolf!. A half an hour later Vision made his way to Wanda's room with a tray in hand, on it a bowl of soup, all sorts of medicine, a glass of water and another with orange juice - he wasn't sure which one would the ailing Avenger girl prefer. Please consider turning it on! I'm not sure I told you They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Youyou don't know. Heroes of the future come back in time to tell the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood what is to come. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. No, you can keep it. Ill be making barbecue sliders. When you finally meet your soulmate, Bucky feels guilt for not only what . Bruce looks over the rim of his glasses and then adjusts the lenses to sit over his eyes so that Peter is in focus. Who gets sick of hearing him sniffle and throws a box of tissues at him? Steve looks back and he looks terrible. I am literally just doing this because I think that hardly anyone is doing a good job at this. Begrudgingly Peter continued to Midtown High School, completely drenched, his socks and sneakers filled with water, splattering uncomfortably on the pavement. Either way, he fell and hit his head hard. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. He does not need anything else to happen. He completely forgot that today was lab day! Peter is trying to get a group photo with the Avengers to rub in flashes face, however Clint wont smile, choosing to mess about. Onion. 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Peter and I have work to do.. Sort by: Hot. Peter looks at the normal temperature reading. Peter puts a hand on Steves forehead. The two only use sign language when Clint wants to throw in an insult or a private joke between him and Peter. Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. Please consider turning it on! No mfine. (sorry, I still love Sally!) No, Mr. Stark. Well, if you were awake, Id tell you to drink lots of fluids and keeping blowing your nose to move all the nasal discharge out. Keeping his head down, Peter made his way to the car. sneezefic sneeze kink fluff and compulsion then fluff and bondage I was 19 okay? In fact, he took a few steps back. He could literally feel all six pair of eyes on him and he squirmed under their gazes. I have to fix Nats blow dryer and Im not really looking forward to starting that project. # 1. Bruce sighs as he continues the daily ritual of watering his plastic plant. Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. She couldn't help but whistle on the display. Steve nods and Peter listens closely with the stethoscope. "You don't know. or; Peter is sickor or; Febuwhump prompt 11(fever). Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Everybody out. Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. Peter also knows that Dr. You snorted a lot of shit up your nose earlier today during that contest.. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. Why does it smell like garlic and lavender in here?, Peter shrugs. Do you want me to destroy that stethoscope, Peter? Tony has been through a lot in his lifetimefrom being kidnapped by terrorists to saving the world multiple times and just about everything in betweenbut he may be facing his toughest challenge yet: taking care of two kids with the flu. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. His world went black as he hit the ground. Until he woke up one day screaming. Dirty sock. The answer we are looking for ladies and gentlemen, is broccoli. If you listened to your Aunt May and ate your green vegetables at dinner, you would have gotten that one., Peter hands over the blindfold. If not, were never going to mention this again.. Peter belted from his crouched stance on the window sill. Im not bored, Im procrastinating. He stopped sneezing. I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. Imaginebooks. He lifted himself up shakily, flushing the bile down the toilet and soon walking out of the bathroom. Are you saying you have hayfever?. The story lightens up the mood in the office and soon after, Tony heads to his workshop to do actual work, and Peter and Bruce settle into their tasks. When Tony Stark had first added the role of picking Peter Parker up from Midtown Highschool of Science and Technology to his list of duties, Happy had grumbled. He just needs to get away from well, fields and grass and things. Peter goes to take off the ear buds of the stethoscope, but a quick sneeze forces its way out of Steve and the magnified sound that travels through Peters ears is excruciating. I could never understand what I did to you. It looks like theres an entire box worth of crumpled up tissues in there. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. Were out of ideas. He couldnt get away with taking his medical backpack with him, so he was only able to shove the bare necessities in the pockets of his EMT cargo pants. 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