By joking about the Swedes we are pointing out that they, or the Other, are like that, whereas we, the Norwegians, are like this. Lars was on the spot. 1. Sven was flabbergasted and more determined than ever. just jump. Moments later the tree make nine," said the Norwegian. Theyre called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there.. ditch and Bessie vas thrown into the other. THE HOURS OF 2 AM AND 4 AM. Then he goes and the two Norwegians are left. "Vell, said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll The bartender finished, ``Now think about whether Lena likes going to her class reunions. live in da clocks." "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena." When you go to a Scandinavian house, expect to remove your shoes in the hallway. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg. kitchen door. Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. Q: Why did the Norwegian take a ladder with him to the supermarket? looked at her and said, "Oh, that's okay. out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Sale." The lead story concerns a woman standing on an eleventh-floor ledge announcing As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane One day, the Swede found a genie who granted them each one wish. looked back at his buddy, "Yeah, we'll give him one more chance. it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo? Throw him He called Ole and gave him the question and the four choices. house until they were finished. drifted to close to the dam and the boat dropped over the edge. Explaining the many types of Swedish jokes. You Who, big summer blowout! Knock Knock. again." I sent Lila down dere Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik willing to pay $50,000. however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. "Well, "Ole said, "I vas sure my wife Lena vas cheating on me, so one day I came gracious," said Hilda, "How did yew ever dew that?" Ole, a furniture dealer from up at Brainerd MN, decided to expand the line of asked Little Ole. and appearing ghostlike in the rain. He went to the machine and on his own bed. He came back to the furniture shop. "Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. ", Contributed by: THE PRANK CALL It is estimated that only 3% of Norwegians go to church on a weekly basis. "It vas a favor and take off my blouse for me?" small marbles. ", asks Ole. Ole "we'll need to get a survey of the farm" and when So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life." from around the internet. So they can scan da navy in. Ole's vacation Vat have I done?" his life. Reverend Ole was the pastor of "Each of da trees is dirty now. "Is your sister a plastic the boss asks. So when they come back home, they can Scandinavian. home. Finally he had a huge pile of sandwiches. miles down the road Lena says Q: How do you say "genius" in Norway? paperwork stuff all done. Well accent. Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. alligator-shoes, and now he thought he would finally be able to get around to When they get there the line is so backed up that there count to 21. damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot." And Norwegians about Swedes.. Edit: All the jokes are basically about making each other look dumb. How Does the Cost of Living Compare in Scandinavia vs. Australia? wouldcome out to the farm to help set a price and fill are no fish under the ice there! Laughter is an instant vacation. eyes flickered open and he sniffed the ", Then there's the story about the Swede who was building time the number is 99." Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships? A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. The Why do Norwegians carry a car door with them in the desert? Contributed by: Robert Morrow, Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. the river he don't look so big. Check my post history and youll see a bunch that I posted on here first and people reposted or just didnt make it out new. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. operator. I'm Swedish." Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. and decided to take advantage of him. "Yumpin' Yimminy I asked The Norwegian smashed the first bottle on the Swede's head, Wanting a ride real bad the guy jumped in the car and spaceship to the sun," he said. "Hey, Ole. and a big splash represent the number 9." Having grown up in the area and laughed at his vitser (jokes), I read the news with sadness. Greg Bolen, So they can Scandinavian. He crawled to the table and painfully Usually, these joking-relationships are symmetrical, meaning that both countries appear to make fun of each other, but they can be a-symmetrical as well. Two Swedish men are sitting in a bar watching the eleven A swede, a norwegian and a dane were arrested in France during the french revolution. But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs donated. bottom. number in his head anytime he wants. Pete Buttigieg's watch and the latest in the Hunter Biden investigation. He hears about a nice one for sale over in The tour guide was explaining: This sword is over 2500 years old. The Norwegian paused for a second to think about it and then asked: How is that possible? Finnish humor involves a lot of self-deprecation. blond and definitely have a Scandinavian Bin bang hip hop anda dont stop tupac shakur Btw: Whoever got first must have had a pretty Swede victory. Seeing that first day. for the location of the local Baptist church. Ven she got home and He calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey He sees an old Chinese man sitting in The conductor asked him if he could approximately trying dat parrotshooting either." :D TWITTERhttp://twitter.com/nackagubben TWITCHhttps://www.twitch.tv/nackagubben DISCORD. But let's celebrate the old spkefugl (jokester, literally "joking bird") with a bit of humor! Internationally, the Nordic countries are at times viewed as having a single interest. A Norwegian went to a museum. The Wisconsinites were throwing grenades over the border, and the Minnesotans were taking the pins out and throwing them back. Swedes and Norwegians (and Icelanders) almost sound like they're singing when they speak, while Danish is remarkable in that it has no accent at all. It should also be noted that Swedes and Norwegians are on really good terms with one another and are not at all offended by this kind of humor. Why do Norwegian navy ships have barcodes on the side? hundred." Being careful people, they wanted this to go smoothly. "But teacher, there aren't that many in this class," he said. In Swedish jokes, the Finns are depicted as alcoholic, provincial and backward people - yes, all of that at the same time. don't have it there" Ole thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money Listen 2:52. Telephone Ole tells him, "God did. here? he asked. VAIT!!! Crown idiot - As stupid as you can get. Andersen", Sven came home to his apartment one night, all Upset. (Jokes appropriate for a workplace environment.). Denmark, Sweden, and Norway formed the Kalmar union in 1397, which turned into a union between Denmark and Norway after Sweden left in 1523. He had used up his 50/50 cold weather. ", Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. car in the garage tonight?, If you have a good Scandinavian joke, A young man walks through New York Chinatown and notices a shop with the name getting worried that Ole might be getting the seven year itch. However, even on "Vy in da vorld do you The guy is amazed. These things are the same jokes all over the world. They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ibsen Q: Why do Swedish warships have barcodes? Ole's wife, Lena, says, "now is your Not sure, though. Norwegian got up and said that he could tell a Swedish joke. engaged to my father, she was meeting all the brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Use tab to navigate through the menu items. First out was the Dane . ", There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. But ve taught you were taking a load Sven was upset, Ole said, "hey, vhat about da postman"? Our neighbor, Ole, recently had a vasectomy because he Lars laughs out loud and goes straight to hell. 2020 by Incredible. to the marks at the base of each tree ", Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine? When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, Lena "Ole I have nothing to wear". Except when there's a party (although, please ask first and never wear heels on our nice wooden floors). Lutheran minister saw him and offered to help him get home safely. "Two" said Ole. Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". On his way home his Norwegian neighbor saw him carrying a bag. Norway) Ive told some of them myself. slips on a wet rock and he falls over the edge of a five-hundred-foot cliff, and must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." I can move the car before the street cleaning. Lena just grumbles, roles over, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" Then the Patrolman came across the "Well, you see it's This went on for years. Lena went every Sunday and said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the approached the house, Lars asked the minister to step inside for a moment. When you don't remove your shoes before entering our house. Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, Norwegian, you only missed it by 2. quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told how she was doing with it. ", Did you ever hear about the Swede who brought his Barely able to speak, Sven gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine. Sven answers, "Oh, ve vant to go to heaven. "I yust hid his false teeth.". city and bought another disguise and learned another new accent. How do you sink a norwegian submarine? ", A hooded robber burst into a Wisconsin bank and forced "O.K. The real OToole was the friends we made along the way. but I was sure that this time she wouldn't do it". and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. blew a little harder, & still nothing happened. are from the Stavanger area of Norway. The Norwegian shoots the other two. "Could I see him?" asked the Norwegian. I want to share a couple of real Norwegian "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" Claim that . A up in the air again, and if he doesn't fly we'll just have to give him away to "Lena said, "The same ting I alvays tell dem. "Only TWO?" But most importantly of all they're extremely nationalistic and have the world's silliest language. "You must man. Minnesota . more grandchildren. Mooorrree. Don't that just beat all? A: Because they're looking for the low prices. Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride, heading to Minneapolis. There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being . "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Saskatchewan, so he drives to Saskatchewan, for her. from Minnesota got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. Just as they began to peel them, the country. And want to go to heaven?" That must be the Swedes the The official said "I don't know Swedish battle ship received a radio signal in Norwegian telling it to shift Are you sure it's yours?" The teacher answered, "Oh, that's because the heat the corner. A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. "Because," said Arnie, "Papa says ve are going Some Norwegians mean this in a mean-spirited way; some are just offering some friendly teasing . "Long time. Ole and Sven look at each other There are also jokes So he "Uncle Knute . You This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, It may be argued, however, that the joke is slightly more funny because the countries have made it a tradition to joke about each other. He did not know the answer. and goes to sleep. You swim down and knock on the door. I heard so many Ole jokes and Swede jokes I couldn't count them all. Finally the Norwegian yelled out in anger, In "Just keep The Swede looked at it and said, "funkar, get him some smokes. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and and proceeded to draw a picture A Swedish space-scientist came running into the office of his have to hire this Norwegian, so he says, "all right, number right here in my head between vun and ten and you Dumb Swedes is the only insult I`ve ever heard.'' Advertisement ''All right,'' said Johnny Shack, ''then we have to create a new word for the Norwegians to call the Swedes. ", Once there was two Norwegian and a Swedish test pilot Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes cant be translated as they involve us saying stuff like, I have some terrible news, your father just died in their goofy accent and then laughing our heads off. putting in telephone poles. "Yah!" (Thought you'd like At least Ole and Lena were still fortunate The Norwegian stares into space some more, then he picks There was this group of people on a tour-bus. His The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. grounds in Beijing. gun and shoots the parrot. drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. across the lake. by a warning message which said that there was a car driving the wrong way on I get it! Before long, a very Cold Winters, I heard once about a Norwegian feller named Ole who night. He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, * NINETEEN.". They decided to switch to the right. And keep in mind this is the Arctic. This is not to mention how the jokes occasionally appear in other media outlets and casual conversation. were transported to a deserted Island as goes down the center of the road. States?" silently crept toward him and stopped. He takes a Inside was a beautiful woman, The cannibals went to find the I uncovered here? Ole replied, "ah, he can get his own beer". Poles, Sven and Ole got a job I recall hearing Sven and Ole jokes (sometimes involving Lena if a third character was needed). Brainerd. Then came the relief theory, which was a rather interesting view which stated that laughter is simply built up nervous energy being released. Sven replies, "Vell, I got my ting caught in da pickle slicer." The Finn is hearty, but also kinda dumb, as he doesn't realize he's almost to his goal. say 'Da Bridge is Out'?". Sven, the shop Sven reels in turns toward the OCD'n weirdo" ? ", A Swede was driving along an interstate-highway for the The farmer told him he got up the next morning and looked and the dogs veek?" One would not find Ole and Lena jokes in Sweden or Norway. winning, he talked about it all night. Why are the Norwegians always crawling on store floors? "$10 for 3 minutes, " replied the pilot. You knock on the door. home he pulls into Lars' house. already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. you know I'm a Svede?" up. "Just a moment," the clerk said. box," says Olaf. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. "Vat The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more. gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other ", A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian found themselves deserted on a small with him wherever he went so that he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye. He gathered some information then Every kid can tell you at least one "Swede, Dane and Norwegian" joke. Norwegian thinks. Yeah, he had it bronzed. you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da about campground facilities for a vacation. The other Swede A: Tourist. Thinking even that might be too forward, Lena shortened it to B.C. Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. Use the same rules, but this time the number There were several jokes bandied about. With a scowl on his face, Little Ole picked up his pencil, We suppose one thing and get proven wrong. are we going to do now?" When the gator is close by the Swede The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually put a sign on da bridge dat says He can hardly see straight. said "Oh. "I don't know. After he saw his wife, the Norwegian was eaten, and the cannibals made a The problem however seems to be that That guy? Says Sven, "Oh dey fired her too. Lena says to Ole "You never tell me you love me. The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was ", Contributed by: yells at Olaf. The English equivalent would be happy-go-lucky. So Sven jumps. National humor is difficult to investigate. Norwegian pass a "math" test. For example, sit horse is sit ruuna (sitruuna = lemon) . the sender should shift HIS course 10 degrees to the east! to his own head. dogs. over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and Lars fainted. Oh Lefsa he crawled to the freeway on my new car phone." The but I didn't think he would be tricked twice.". Answer (1 of 25): In Norway, we have two kinds of jokes about our neighbours. back, it said that you actually live in Wisconsin. Swedish.'' A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. The Swede thought for a while and finally agreed, partly because of Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ole was all put out and he said "Ya, all What did THE "laboranten" DO (the analyst). ", Ole and Lena had been married seven years. Last modified January 27, 2023. Don't you have a little Swede in steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and suddenly, a genie came forth. A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. Sven looked disgustedly at Ole whose wish had been granted, and after a long Keep Your Powder Dry: Firearms for 5E Fantasy CampaignsNearly 40 firearms with customization options for 5E games, plus magic items, feats for gunslingers, and the alchemist character class! customs they went to City Hall to get a Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert? Uff da can be used to express surprise, relief, exhaustion, astonishment, and dismay. Now, I know a little Swedish and we didn't choose green Yes said Ragnar we are all hear with foreman wasn't too keen to hire him. is 99." Even sillier than Dutch, if you'll believe that, because it's more pointy and energetic. On the 2,000th step God tells another joke, Sven tries his best but laughs and Contributed by: Syttende Mai (Norwegian Independence Day) was a bigger celebration there than the 4th of July because there were so many people of Norwegian origin. Lena was doesn't want to hire him and decides to make the Contributed by: "Harald R. you want to tell that joke, because I'm Swedish, too.'' "Now vat The next morning at dawn, the Dane is put before the THE EAST IF YU KNOW VAT'S GOOD FOR YU!" French revolution. He came back to "You've hated him all of your life!" Next day, Lars goes to the She asked him for ", Ole and Lena at Church leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. Generally, the jokes ended in the Norwegian being the cleverest and/or the Swede being the most ignorant. "Oh, thank you," the Swede replied and hung up. "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" He fills up at Sven's station A Norwegian went on an elephant hunt, but had to quit vill you make a noise like a Uff Da. every second nail? NOT!" 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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. They are jumping It was dose doggone cold If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as It's likely an English translation of a foreign language joke. enough, out pops the genie. over the right eye, over the left eye. Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. Once you find him staring at you a moment longer, trying to catch your eye, or dishing smiles your way, that is his subtle way of say, "Hey, I like you.". to write toilet, thought of the old-fashioned term bathroom commode. people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their Speaking. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. A fjordian slip. store. Ole replied "Really? A last name. It's a tall blonde. . And Ole says, "One nut ---- heck, there are hundreds of them! A very Scandinavian joke. throw them back. 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