We are just silently, without talking, sending things back and forth Like, Id send her this. I pulled a muscle putting on a sports bra and Those are too tight, they are too tight. USA TODAY. Mazel tov. He didnt even know how to slice it. 0:00. . And So, I had to do that bathmat scoot all theway across the bathroom to get to the towel. Squirrels live in trees. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. This is This is a true story. Yeah, I really do. I mean, I dont know how many people have had a cap in the eye, but I have. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. Become a freelancer and work on your own terms. So my entire childhood, I never had a vaccination, never had any medicine. But And its a wonderful thing, it is, but heres the downside I can never do anything unkind, ever now,ever. I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? You know I mean, the ladder, we take that for granted. Joshua Chenault @joshuachenault1. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah I dont know, I For a while there, I was Every time I looked at the clock it was 11:11 and every time, and I started wondering, like, what does this mean? A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. I did not. I didnt graduate college. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. All rights reserved. Thank you so much for being here,Seattle. When I dosomething stupid, its a story. "Hi Everyone, I want to let you all know . Thank you. At the starting of the week I mean social media is I think theres good things about it obviously and we canreach a lot of people and the world is more connected now but we dont talkanymore, our phones never if our cell phone rings Whos calling me, who would? You know, I found, Portia and I, on a Sunday afternoon. OK You know what words not in there? By Morgan Sung. Want to walk it like a dog, yeah *Ellen holds up two black and white photos showing David and Iman modelling clothes. Negotiations breaking down Shes your friend, shes my friend. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. The most accurate AI-powered transcription on the market. Try Rev and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. He was 40. Ellen Degeneres: (00:47) Its only Monday Oh yeah! Ill tell you. Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. Its sword and gun day, I am 60 years old and Im dancing to Back That Ass Up. And for you? And my dad put me onhis shoulders to get a better look at him cause you know how four-year-olds loveCharlton Heston. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. [crowd laughs] -Why? DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Listen to the MP3 Audio here: Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 Commencement Speech at Tulane University TRANSCRIPT: Scott Cowen - 14th President, Tulane University like theyre impressing us in some way. Thats good good advice. We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. The same people who lovedme, overnight, just hated me. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? And to the college grads out there, as I mentioned, I did not graduate from college, but I went for almost two weeks so I get it. Im the manager. Like, if someone cuts me off in a dangerous way if I honk, they are like: Ellen? [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs and claps] Yeah, that and the dancing. Yes, Im enjoying it. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. DeGeneres sent an email to staffers at "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" on. Does it work? So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. I mean all throughout history, no one sliced it? And for the gentleman? In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that You know, how people are, and I said: I gotta get going. You have nice feet. No, deathly allergic. Like, I mean Baryshnikov doesnt get askedto dance as much as I get asked to dance. Buenas tardes, estudiantes. The backlash against Ellen DeGeneres has been brewing for some time. Im gonna read. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. Cause Id like it to come out right. Its just so Im filled withanxiety when they come up to the table and they just come up and: And thelady will have? But no, first I want to talk about you and your beautiful wife, because now you're in a new campaign for. Just Hows this gonna go? Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. And I wantedto understand this. Ellen Degeneres: (08:05) [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. Heathens. He was popular, too. It took three years for me to get back ontelevision. I have 15 on right now. Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. Ellen DeGeneres : "I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. You leave the bathroom to go back to yourtable. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. Thats what was wrong because I packed to go on Safari and I looked good. Thats what Ive noticed. Andy Lassner: (06:25) We do We have a tendency to stereotype people. There are going to be bad times in life, like whats happening right now. I appreciate it. I had a great life. And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. And I thought I'd see you before the show started. Mazel tov. It really Its like Its gonna fit. She is the daughter of Betty DeGeneres (ne Elizabeth Jane Pfeffer), a speech therapist, and Elliott Everett DeGeneres, Jr., an insurance agent. On the heels of her announcement that she would be ending her daytime talk show after almost 20 years, the longtime host bought back her Montecito, California . [crowd laughs] Gold toilets. People who live in glass houses should never throw stones, but they should always wear pants. Ellen Degeneres: (00:19) [background song playing] -Thats well done! But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. Look, theyre fine. Yeah. At summit talks youll hear them speak Lets call it sometime mid June. Do you have anything to say to the Did you graduate college? Thank you very much! As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . Id like to speak to the manager. You don't have a barrel or anything like that? Its And it was raining for a long time before we got there like a month before we got there and so it was really muddy and theres like stinging thistles and all kinds of brush everywhere that youve got somebody hacking away with a machete and youre trying to get through and sometimes you had to crawl this far under, were sinking in the mud like, to our knees and three hours up the mountain at some point, I was like, to me I dont think she did. But I think that one thing that we all do, that Ive noticed that is We all have our song, right. Oh. Ive never been back there. Ellen Degeneres: (04:51) I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. Just becausethey knew I was gay. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. It wasnt? You know, theyll be like: I dont know if I should be in this relationship. [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. Im slicing it. I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. Unless, of course, you got your degree at TikTok, then youre set for the rest of your life. It could be all because of her. These are good. They seemed fine, like, I dont know what it is. The Ellen DeGeneres Show features a recurring segment, called "Cash for Kindness," that spreads good cheer by lying to people. If I have to do that, thatll be good. -No, not at all. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. I think it sounded like that. You know what? The thing is, I didnt pack correctly. Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? DeGeneres says allegations of a toxic work environment on . Id say: Do you mind if I write it down and give it to you and then you take it in the kitchen? Literary Device Explanation of quote "I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners, I had no idea." This example of a literary device is an anaphora. [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. I just danced as a joke. They dont even Theyve done some gardening, theyve gone on a picnic theyre on the lake in a boat, theyve gone to get ice cream. Are there ten I just guessed. Everybodys fine with that. They stabbed at it with their sword. After nearly two decades The Ellen DeGeneres Show is coming to an end. And Ididnt know what I was gonna do. I love you. Hoe, who is you playin wit? And if youdont know Christian Science, it is areligion that does not believe in doctors or medicine. millionaire | 15K views, 250 likes, 55 loves, 35 comments, 8 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ellen DeGeneres: I bet each one of these kids is a millionaire by now. Everything changed. She said she held my head. And for all of this years graduates, believe me, your best days are still ahead of you. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. We dont care. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. You buy a ladder when youre an adult. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. Whenever we passsomeone going slow we have to see what they look like. Emmy-winning talk show host Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born in Metairie, Louisiana, a New Orleans suburb. And [claps] And that time, after I came out, was really one of the hardest periods of my life, it was. Sorry about that. I had to wear necklaces, crazy things, really. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. Im trying to do What he do, with raise the roof? Its amazing, we were poor cause we never had medicine. Fit as a fiddle. Is that a good shape? And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. After vowing that she does like the star, she was informed by her executive producer that she was,. Thats good. I cant No. Not from graduation, it was something else. But yet, so you can see like her hair is soaking wet shes got mud on her face and were So we get down to the bottom and we take a picture with our group that we went with, and you can see the mud where we had all fallen and sank into the mud. The one thing people get really upset about is when they find out Im vegan. Thank you for taking a chance on me. ELLEN DEGENERES ENDING TALK SHOW IN 2022 AFTER YEAR OF BRUTAL HEADLINES The conversation between the two continued with several more awkward moments, including Johnson admitting she was. Why do you care where I get my protein? Ellen Degeneres: (00:27) Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. Side effects may include: Loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment., Yep, unemployment is a side effect. Why do you say that to her?. [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure theres nothing in there, in the pockets. 00:25. In 2004the year Ellen and Portia started datingDeGeneres purchased a 2,000-square-foot home in Hollywood Hills for $1.275 million. Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. Ellen: I know! Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English tWitch: (08:24) But I didnt realize that until I had this dream. I dont know I am still gay by the way. Theres a key and you dont know what its to. I dont wanna stop you. Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. Girl, who is you playin wit? One, two a day. Try Rev for free and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. Andy Lassner: (08:16) In November 2019,. Follow that, but I think that signs do help us and I think that if we pay attention to those signs, they do guide us. She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. Im gonna give you something for that. I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. Cause I used to writeall the time. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? No cant have the chicken. Shake it off.. DeGeneres opened the last hour of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" by discussing the progress that had been made since the series premiered in 2003, noting that she "couldn't say 'gay' on the show". According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up You dont buy a ladder when youre a teenager. Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. Maybe its time you try gay. I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. In the end, everything will be all right. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah Every time wed go get a dollars worth of gas so Im like: Just fill it up once, just And Ilook back now and Im like: Oh, we were poor. Thats why. Thank you. These are good if I have to do this. I journaled and I wrote poetry. During the fourth season of Ellen in 1997, she came out as a lesbian in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. She And she has no memory either. The best shoe for you to wear is a cowboyboot. I have a good job. -Thank you. Now, she's addressing them directly about her decision to end . Curl up and read a good book or you know, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. That was big of her, so yeah. So its been 15 years since Ive donestand-up and when I decided to do thisspecial a friend of mine was at my house and I told him: Im going to do stand upagain. And he said: Really? And I said: Yeah. Back that ass up And you can seethey have rhythm. If you put your money where your mouth is, you might end up swallowing a penny. Its your hand. Hum. Its like, a whole bodega is set upin there. Host Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. I have an issue with all the emotional support animals that people areflying with now. Makes sense now. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. Nobodys worried about talking about dandruff anymore, you know. I was, you know My hair was different. How is that soothing for either of us? [message sent noise], And shed send me this. listening. This was the graduation of the "Katrina Class" that entered in Fall 2005. Heres something that Ive learned that I hope I can help with. I cant move right now. Its just gotten out of hand. On July 30, a second report from BuzzFeed was published, this time revealing that former employees of . So I try to keep everything and use everything except for when ketchup gets down to that part where it starts makingthat noise, Ill throw it out because theres no need in keeping it when itmakes that noise. On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. Because players are gonna to play, play, play, play, play. Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. [crowd laughs] [claps] If I have to do that, thats good. I was talking to this woman and shewas telling me about her kids recital orsomething. Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. Theres no reason to change them really when they dont get dirty. You wont throw it away, cause what if someone finds it and opens something? Flatten it out. Some of these restaurants they have thewaiters that I get so much anxiety from the waiters that refuse to take yourorders and write it down. Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. Andy Lassner: (01:15) When Ellen DeGeneres announced that her show was coming to a close, she was visibly upset. But they are so, the thingis if you have a sock that you like, everybody has their favorite socks and you will wear those socks as long as youpossibly can. Deathly allergic. And its a jungle out there. Calculate how much it costs to transcribe, caption, or subtitle your content. Hes a handsome boy. If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. Easily integrate Rev using our robust APIs to start building your product quickly. Going out with a bang: 'Ellen DeGeneres Show' final guests include Michelle Obama. I dont know, you know. Theres a squirrel. Ellen Degeneres: (07:53) That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. Thats [crowd laughs] Sliced bread really came about In 1928 somebody decided to slice it, in 1928. - Oh, and a Diet Coke." Ellen DeGeneres Now Id like to talk to you aboutgay. DeGeneres' stand-up success led to her own sitcom, "Ellen," which aired from 1994-1998. Hi, everyone and welcome. But that's exactly where she found herself in 1997 when she broke out of the professional closet she'd inhabited since becoming a standup comic. Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? Its like [crowd laughs] Doing the bathmat scoot. 4. March 16, 2022. I will, yeah. I mean, its amazing. But So Ive had this pain and I went to gosee a podiatrist and so he looks at mypods and he said that He said: You have a neuroma. And I said: You have a neuroma. I said that to him. Ellen Degeneres: (00:51) The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. We know that now. I was healthier than Id ever been. Dont applaud for that. We should be on our own path. Put that in perspective. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Today is the first day of the rest of your life, or maybe tomorrow or the day after that. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway? Yeah, I cant, When Im in traffic, heres the thing. My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. But I was hiding a part of myself and whenever we hide anything from anybody, its because were worried about what someone else is gonna think of us. Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. I dont know why they insist on doing it. I mean, whenever youre closeted, youre always thinking about it. The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. I was also told that today is Chicken Appreciation Day. People People used to take Xanax when they werestressed out. But I find, when we go on vacation we pack for who we want to be, we pack for this fantasy personality that were gonna have when we go away. Ellen Degeneres: (03:42) I sure do like her. Yeah, so, starting season 16 this year and now [crowd cheers and claps] So, it turns out theyll watch a lesbian during the day. What do they like Walk around, opening [crowd laughs] I heard someone say that a junk drawer is a metaphor for your life. [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. She also launched a lifestyle brand, ED Ellen DeGeneres, which comprises a collection of apparel, accessories, home, baby, and pet items. And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. Okay. When were on an island, they dont know we dont wear white linen all the time. Can you imagine that Thomas Edison is there and the Wright brothers and Is the guy who sliced the bread here? The writing was already on the wall her contract was up anyway in 2022 . They dont know who he is. Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) I mean People werent talking about dandruff. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. She took a chance on me. 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